Monday, August 13, 2007


noun. A free-lovin' fuckster closer on the evolutionary ladder to ring-tailed lemurs and swamp monkeys than metrosexuals and vegansexuals. Hey, I'm no biologist. I just work here.

Real citation: “She recognised that she was, in her own word, a ‘bonobosexual’ – a swinger born and bred.”

Made-up citation: "We’re open-minded here at Plaxico Industries, and we have no problem with bonobosexuals in our workplace. In fact, every time we run out of toner, all employees engage in indiscriminate oral sex with multiple partners to diffuse the tension."


Schedule5 said...

That made-up quote is classic! That's a striking mental image you've crafted!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the "Wanking Office" sketch from .