Sunday, August 19, 2007


noun. A Greek-patriarchal-god-y alternative to bejesus.

Real citation: “Third, I won't live alone. I live in perpetual fear of slipping and falling or shocking the bezeus out of me, and nobody finding me for a week as I lay in agony on the floor or something. I'm very accident prone.”
(March 5, 2007,

Made-up citation: "In The Passion of the Christ, they beat the bejesus out of Jesus, much like the Norse gods knocked the bezeus out of the Greek gods during their annual softball game."

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