Tuesday, August 14, 2007


present participle. Come closer, little bottle. I won't hurt you. And bring that big bottle while you're at it.

Real citation: “But I also won't lie. This is hell. Exhausting, preoccupying, booze-beckoning, depleting, crazy hell where everyone obviously does not poop.”(Jess, June 18, 2007, Sassafrass, http://sassafrass.typepad.com/sassafrass/2007/06/pinned_down_in_.html)

Made-up citation: "These idiots--who insist on having their long, loud conversation just inches from where I'm sitting, even though there are empty seats everywhere, as if I paid for a double lapdance without the dance--are a booze-beckoning twosome. Good thing I'm already drunk."

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