verb. To remove, by any means plausible, all boom-chicka-chicka-boom-y aspects of a--well, of whatever you have.
Real citation: “Darn it, this is a difficult one to unpornify. I mean, the *postures* alone!”
(marcelo, Feb. 13, 2007, http://brown-betty.livejournal.com/261170.html)
Made-up citation: "You are so beautiful, milady... Jesus himself couldn't unpornify you with a depornification ray the size of a dinosaur."