conjugalistically

adverb. Used to describe actions of a conjugalicious nature.

Real citation: “For instance, a fat chick might be pretty, hot even. You would describe her thusly as ‘flabulous’. If she is inclined to hysterics, you might describe her as ‘going flabistic’, or being prone to ‘engaging in flabionics’. See? There has to be some sort of rule, here, while you conjugalistically defroculate the English language. Without standards, are we not just barbarians?”

(Bane, July 30, 2004, BaneRants, http://banedad.blogspot.com/2004_08_01_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "Some non-sexually-repressed citizens live their entire lives with a certain carnal flair. They even brush their teeth conjugalistically."