noun. A frontal friend of the buttmunch.
Real citation: “there's no reason for peace treaties fngr... none... not one reason other than THERE IS A GOD... zippo! They were two seperate statements, crotchmunch.”
(March 19, 2004, http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/archive/t-281619-p-22.html)
Made-up citation: "As any student of crotchology can tell you, there's more than a pube's worth of difference between a crotchmunch and a crotchmonger."