poodlehuahua

noun. An unholy crossbreed--like Billary or Bat Boy.

Related terms: wienerhuahua.

Real citation: “The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, the people of Franxico are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Franxico's national animal is the Poodlehuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the New Yeldan Pound.”
(http://www.nationstates.net/-1/page=display_nation/nation=franxico)

Made-up citation: "At the dog park, I've seen plenty o' humping, but this was a new one: Yesterday, a poodlehuahua was air-humping, which is a sight in itself, though not unprecedented. However, the air-humper was simultaneously licking some mutt's asshole. An air hump with a side of rim job! God bless America and keep her strong."