adj. Cloven hooves, anyone?
Real citation: “I got the 'tall' ones because I wanted to tuck my new skinny jeans into them. On the recommendation of the lovely Rashida Jones, I also got my Uggs in black, not the typical tan or sand colors, which are super hoove-y.”
(Mindy Ephron, Oct. 31, 2006, Things I’ve Bought That I Love, http://mindyephron.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html)
Made-up citation: "When the evil one comes, in all his Anti-Christitude, thou shalt quake in bed-shitting terror at his eight-headed, ectoplasm-spewing, super-hoove-y bod."