sweet merciful pancakes

exclamation. A sweeter, more merciful, more breakfast-y version of "Holy shit!"

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Real citation: "I'm not particularly partial to slash. But sweet merciful pancakes, that is hawt. Oh to be the on the receiving end of the tongue. Either tongue. Both tongues. Squeeee."
(ladycaffeine, March 15, 2004, http://www.livejournal.com/community/bboyd/345763.html)

Made-up citation: "Sweet merciful pancakes! I wonder what a 'monkey muffin' is?"