Wednesday, December 08, 2004


noun. The very romantic act of fondling one's own tushie.

Related terms: Buttgate.

Real citation: "Sully's been taking a lot of heat for this auto-assplay after Maher's show this weekend. But you know what they say: If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. "
("Sullivan Approaches from the Rear," Nov. 9, 2004, Wonkette,

Made-up citation: "Auto-assplay, like smoking, is prohibited in the library."

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