Real citation: "'She was unhappy, tired and feeling unloved. Those are bad odds for fidelity to begin with; add alcohol, and I can understand completely why it happened. Recipe for relationshipular disaster.'--One girl, to another, in the restroom of Cafe Pressario"
(Eve, Feb. 21, 2001, In Passing, http://www.inpassing.org/comment/reply/452)
Made-up citation: "Though I have strong mathematical and spatial intelligence, when it comes to all things relationshipular, I am a 24-carat moron."