Wednesday, December 22, 2004

holy mother of monkey

exclamation. A more motherly, simian version of "holy shit."

Related terms: holy baby monkeys, holy butt monkey, holy frikkin’ monkeys, holy monkey balls, holy monkey bladders, holy monkey bollocks, holy monkey breath, holy monkey butt, holy monkey crap, holy monkey fuck, holy monkey nuggets, holy monkey shit, holy monkey spunk, holy mother bunnies, holy mother god, holy mother Molson, holy mother of all creation, holy mother of all that’s good and right, holy mother of Bob, holy mother of Cheese Whiz, holy mother of crap, holy mother of dog, holy mother of gawd, holy mother of God and all things holy, holy mother of Groucho, holy mother of hell, holy mother of jabbering God, holy mother of mercy, holy mother of monkey poo, holy mother of monkey shit, holy mother of pearl, holy mother of squick, holy mother of whores, holy motherfuck, holy sweet monkey dung hairs.

Real citation: "holy mother of monkey is it ever WINDY today!"
(Jutecat, Oct. 15, 2003, http://www.livejournal.com/users/jutecat/157838.html?thread=383374)

Made-up citation: "Holy sweet mother of monkey! That's a good pickle."

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