noun. A belief system based on the goodness, badness, or something else-ness of humps or humping.
Related terms: humpist, hump-ish, humpy, humpfest, humporama, hump-happy.
Real citation: "humpism is not something to be proud of, lower-case lisey. the two-humped camels of this world have endured enough trauma already, i think it's about time you got over your bias and admit the equality of the two-humped camels. they will toil in your deserts unappreciated no longer!!"
(lower-case chris, Feb. 27, 2004, http://22.214.171.124/search?q=cache:AJPXYA-13G8J:eak.the-kramers.net/weblog/entries/00000023.htm+humpism&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Though it is hump day, that doesn't mean you can hump me. That is not the true meaning of humpism."