Monday, January 03, 2005


noun. A situation characterized by no literal or metaphorical assage at all.

Real citation: "But then again, seeing as how I aspire to be Dirty Dronerock Boy, asslessness is something I strive to achieve the look of, hence why I like Levis so much, especially the hipsters, cause they slouch down to your hips and make you look even more assless."
(kate, July 31, 2002,

Made-up citation: "Though I aspire to a state of asslessness, I remain in a fog of cluelessness."

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