noun. A situation characterized by no literal or metaphorical assage at all.
Real citation: "But then again, seeing as how I aspire to be Dirty Dronerock Boy, asslessness is something I strive to achieve the look of, hence why I like Levis so much, especially the hipsters, cause they slouch down to your hips and make you look even more assless."
(kate, July 31, 2002, http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=2313736)
Made-up citation: "Though I aspire to a state of asslessness, I remain in a fog of cluelessness."