adj. Full of dread for that long, nummy, yellow fruit that is sometimes a metaphor.
Real citation: "I wish dp would eat banana. He is banana-phobic and won't come downstairs when I or dd eat one. Means we can't have them very often. "
(lucy123, "Mumsnet Discussions," Nov. 24, 2003, http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=4&threadid=12007&stamp=031124221217)
Made-up citation: "My mom is banana-phobic and my dad is rutabaga-petrified. No wonder I'm screwed up."