adj. Douche-tastic; douche-ish; douche-esque; douche-y; douche-like; douche-tacular; freakin' awful.
Real citation: "Douche-er-iffic!
My friend Billy Manes writes an uproariously witty column for Orlando Weekly, in which he interviewed some actor with a band named "Jared Leto" in, what a coincidence, December of 2002. It's really funny. It seems I've heard of this actor...not sure where. Oh well."
(Lindsay Robertson, "Douche-er-iffic!," Nov. 18, 2004, http://lindsayism.com/2004_11_01_archive.php)
Made-up citation: "I wouldn't say I feel like a depressed doofus during the holidays--more like a douche-er-iffic douchebag."