Wednesday, December 29, 2004


noun. A dance of spermatic proportions, resembling the beginning of life (or possibly the waltz).

Real citation: "The only time I laughed last night was, after remembering his sperm-wiggle from that previous ep, trying to imagine how Homer explained The Act to Bart. Other than that, I didn't even smile ONCE last night. "
(Kaboom, "The Simpsons," Nov. 15, 2004, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "The sperm-wiggle scene isn't quite as large as the contra dancing community, but it has its place."

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