noun. 1. A state of being in sorta-great shape. 2. Semi-nudity.
Real citation: "Yesterday at work a bizarre thought occurred to me. A little voice in my head, the one that was responsible for my once quasi-buffitude, poked its head out from the rubbish I had piled on top of it and asked me, 'Why don't you go the YMCA today after work?'"
("girls have pecs, too," July 11, 2000, http://www.u-town.com/hejira/archives/2000/July/11.html)
Made-up citation: "Though quasi-buffitude seems out of reach, I think I can avoid a horrific Jabba-the-Hutt-like mega-blobitude."