Thursday, December 02, 2004


adj. Simply giddy about our long, slithery, lizardy friends.

Real citation: "A snake-happy Angelina Jolie for a mother, a one-eyed, misogynistic father, Jared Leto in heavy eyeliner -- Oliver Stone flexes his brain to unriddle the great, bisexual conquerer."
(Stephanie Zacharek, "Alexander," Salon,

Made-up citation: "Snake-happy Steve Irwin has been known to say stuff about deadly reptiles like, 'What a ripper!' and 'You're a grumpy little Sheila!'"

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