slobberee

noun. Recipient of slobber, whether sexually-motivated or canine-propelled.

Related terms: admiree, anus lickee, avengee, ball lickee, beatifee, besmirchee, betrayee, bitee, brainsuckee, burnee, car-jackee, clobberee, cock and ball torturee, complimentee, consumee, counselee, cradle-robee, crapee, crushee, decapitatee, disectee, disparagee, downsizee, excommunicatee, exorcisee, filmee, fist fuckee, floodee, Frenchee, gawkee, giftee, golden showeree, gropee, headee, impeachee, killee, kissee, lecturee, lickee, likee, litigatee, lustee, massagee, mindfuckee, moldee, molestee, moochee, motivatee, mugee, murderee, nursee, obsessee, oglee, peggee, pervee, pervertee, piercee, pimpee, pissee, poopee, predatee, promotee, purse-snatchee, regiftee, reprimandee, scoldee, shagee, shitee, skullfuckee, slashee, smoochee, smotheree, sniffee, snitchee, spankee, stabee, stalkee, staree, theftee, toe-suckee, undressee, whackee, yoinkee.

Real citation: "If you’re worried your fiancee will resent him, fine—but please tell me it’s not that she’ll fall for the leering coot. Granted, it happens, but you don’t prevent that by speaking to/scolding/muzzling Dad. You talk to your fiancee. As her future father-in-law’s designated slobberee, she has an opinion, I promise. Ask it, trust her to share it completely, then, together, decide what to do. "
(Caroline Hax, "Tell me about it," http://www.bermudasun.org/archives/2003-02-05/05Life07/)

Made-up citation: "If you will be my slobberee, I will be your chimpanzee."