clusterspork

noun. A fine, fine, euphemistic mess indeed.

Related terms: clusterboink, clusterbop, clustercoitus, clusterduck, clusterfiretruck, clusterfornicate, clusterfrack, clusterfreak, clusterfrell, clusterfrick, clusterfrig, clusterfrog, clusterfug, clusterhump, clusterplook, clusterpork, clusterschmuck, clustersmurf.

Real citation: “So what happens then? The usual clusterspork of wasted time-outs, delay of game penalties, and false starts, culminated by Heiden and Winslow getting crossed up on their routes, with Anderson choosing to throw to the wide open Detroit linebacker since Winslow was being covered so closely by Heiden. That's some fine leadership shown there, Brownie...er...Derek.“
(Mitch Cyrus, Aug. 22, 2007, The Cleveland Fan, http://www.theclevelandfan.com/article_detail.php?id=2165)

Made-up citation: “’Clusterspork’ and ‘in the poo-poo’ are the latest military slang, rising in popularity since dropping standards for enlistees filled many squadrons with preschoolers.”