noun. Quadriboobage’s less numerous cousin: a holy—or is that unholy?—trinity of breastaciousness.
Real citation: “oh, hey- i know how to avoid muffin top: you wear what my daughter calls 'mom jeans.' they go all the way up to the actual waist, like in the 80s. no muffin top. i do, however, now have two belly rolls the exact same distance 'out' as my boobs. the bottom two are like tube-o-boob. muffin top or tri-boobedness? to each his own . . .”
(July 15, 2007, bits&pieces, http://cathyzielske.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/07/even-steven.html)
Made-up citation: “To a Martian, tri-boobedness is ooh-la-la. To an earthling, well…ooh-la-la-la-ouch.”