crapitudinousness

noun. Crap to the sixth power of suck. Or so. I’m not a mathematician. I have needs, you know!

Real citation: “Rare is the turd-burger so complete in its crapitudinousness that it achieves greatness. Hm. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”
(April 19, 2006, Ye Olde Comick Booke Blogge, http://yeoldecomicblogge.blogspot.com/2006/04/cross-and-switchblade.html)

Made-up citation: “Ah… A weekend of cleaning, cold, and crapitudinousness has been alleviated by the arrival of Curb Your Enthusiasm DVDs, from which I learned the word ‘schmohawk' and how to ruin a marriage. Now I just need a wife and I am set.”