Wednesday, February 20, 2008

BeelzeHillary

noun. Along with Beelzebama and McSatan, one of the lucky devils left in the race to be the next hellspawn-in-chief.

Real citation: "Just shut up and vote Republican already….. You know you want to….. Or would you rather let BeelzeHillary win?"
(March 27, 2007, Conservative Heritage Times, http://conservativetimes.org/?p=284)

Made-up citation: "I am an atheist when it comes to God, angels, aliens, hobbits, astrology, BeelzeHillary, Batman, Zeus, the force, underground molemen, and most kinds of pigmen. Did I leave anyone out, Odin, my sweet Nordic master?"

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