mass-hormonify

verb. A widespread, systematic attempt to hornball up the unsuspecting, chaste populace.

Real citation: “You know what I find MORE offensive than the New Year mass mailings? Hoochy pop sexuality that's meant to mass-hormonify/desensitize everyone who's exposed to it, performed by strung out negligent moms.”
(Sept. 12, 2007, Kumah, http://www.kumah.org/2007/09/not-wishing-you-shana-tova.html)

Made-up citation: “While my rival’s health care plan is a thinly disguised effort to sterilize and then kill everyone, I will sow love instead—individually, if necessary. My conjugalicious health initiative will mass-hormonify the nation, putting a rocket in every pocket and a baby in your bathwater.”