noun. A strange ranger with an active noise-hole.
Real citation: "9:29 a.m. Back at the bus on Virginia Way, a fed-up neighbor reported the campers having stayed the night there. This time a spokesnomad told police that the groovy bus was broken down and that Monday morning, the occupants would go get the parts to fix it. She denied camping."
(Kevin L. Hoover, "Arcata Police Log - August 11, 2003: Spokesnomad Obfuscates," The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/police/030811police.shtml)
Made-up citation: "God requires many spokesnomads. The spokespretzels can't do it all."