adj. I am reeling from the popeliness and Vaticanosity.
Real citation: “Do they make a Popemobile golf cart? 'cause that would be pontifferiffic.”
(Jan. 14, 2002, ZUG: Comedy Conversations, http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=13895)
Made-up citation: “I’m sorry, Mr. Jenkins. We were hoping to hire someone more pontifferiffic for the position. However, we did like your papal scepter, and we wish you all the best in your future endeavors."