noun. The committee has determined that this condition requires no elaboration.
Real citation: “But fisting-induced fibromyalgia? Maybe skidmarkalgia can be induced by fisting, FF, but not fibromyalgia.”
(Dan Savage, Feb. 5, 2008, Village Voice, http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0806,savage,79044,24.html)
Made-up citation: “I didn’t become a doctor to massage your feelings. I became a doctor to cure your skidmarkalgia with a big bottle of glue.”