jerkasswad

noun. So jerky, so assy, so waddy.

Real citation: “Come back to woodstock so we can play Guitar Hero you jerkasswad.”
(July 15, 2007, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=25198868)

Made-up citation: “A true wad connoisseur can tell a jerkasswad from a douchebagwad with just one whiff.”