Friday, February 29, 2008

super-sado-psychokiller

noun. A cuddly kitten who will steal your heart in a second. Jesus, are the editors high again? Make that: A cuddly whackopath who will eat your heart in an omelet.

Real citation: "In my capacity as Vanity Fair columnist and issuer of edicts, I am officially designating next Monday the 14th as Roy Scheider Day.
Is it is his birthday? Non. What occasions this salute is Scheider's guest appearance on a special Monday night edition of Law & Order: Criminal Intent, an episode titled "Endgame" in which he plays an orange-jumpsuited super-sado-psychokiller who taunts Vincent D'Onofrio's Goren into a snorting-nostril, meaty-chokehold Big Mac fury. Just pushes all his buttons, man."
(James Wolcott, May 9, 2007, http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/blogs/wolcott/2007/05/in_my_capacity_.html)

Made-up citation: "Do not be judgmental, brother. Inside every super-sado-psychokiller is a super-sado-psycholover, yearning to be free."

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