noun. Look deep into the steaming essence of a piece of crap and this is the kind of shit ye shall find.
Real citation: “I did take a photo but as my camera's USB cable is Goddess knows where, I can't post piccies yet:(:(:(. Pooitude.” (Snowgrouse, Feb. 5, 2007, http://lagopus.livejournal.com/tag/goddess)
Made-up citation: "You think you've had bad dates? I doubt they compare to Judy McGuire's night of paramour pooitude, one of many gnarly and enlightening tales in her new book."