present participle. Pothead-enthralling; deadhead-hypnotizing; weed-monkey-captivating.
Real citation: "12:03 p.m. Sixth and H streets, exquisitely positioned between prime Plaza pot-procuring territory and the stoner-bedazzling wildlands of the Marsh, is often utilized as a campground by urban travelers. This time, the usual van-surrounded-by-an alluvial-plain-of-garbage eventually triggered a complaint. No one was home."
(Kevin L. Hoover, "Arcata Police Log August 16, 2004: Bongos, beggars braise consciousness," The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/police04/040816police.shtml)
Made-up citation: "When buying clothes--a task I hate with a fiery passion--I just try to strike a balance between boring, solid colors and stoner-bedazzling psychedelia."