Sunday, February 13, 2005

fembot-ish

adj. In the manner of a fetching female robot.

Real citation: "the a.n.d.y. enters the store...my nipples, already erect and slightly frostbitten from the cold, begin to emit a slient hissing sound from the constrast created by the heated building...it stings...right when i begin subtlely rubbing my elbows against my chest to qwell the noise, five fembot-ish snizzles seemingly appear out of thin air, offering to take my jacket...the tallest and least attractive one (i'm assuming she was their pitboss) asks...'what can i do for you today sir?'..."
(d. young, "4:30 ish," Dec. 7, 2004, http://d.theroyalyoungs.com/oldshit/2004/12/it_aint_right.php)

Made-up citation: "'Fembot-ish' is a useful word for describing particularly robotic women and especially sultry toasters."

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