Saturday, February 19, 2005

loinliness

noun. Of or pertaining to the loins, perhaps even the loins from which you--yes, I'm taking to you--sprang.

Real citation: "Lol--it is hard to believe she's a product of his loinliness."
(Oct. 3, 2003, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/msg/e5bd065571f04b63)

Made-up citation: "Since both hot monkey love and parenthood are frowned upon in convents, any correlation between nunliness and loinliness is highly discouraged."

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