Tuesday, February 22, 2005

nose-humping

present participle. This involves two noses engaged in such sweaty, smutty, steamy, sexually-pervy activity that they might as well be fornicating like bunnies.

Real citation: "Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is."
(Seth Cohen, "The Lonely Heart's Club," Feb. 10, 2005, The O.C.)

Made-up citation: "To give you an idea of how much my Valentine's Day sucked donkey balls, I didn't even get any nose-humping action. Thankfully, donkey-humping action was absent as well."

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