Sunday, February 20, 2005


noun. A rodent who spreads annoying ad copy as well as disease.

Related terms: spokes-fembot, spokesnomad, spokesmonkey, spokescrab, spokesferret, spokesmartian, spokesdoofus, spokesdude, spokesdipshit.

Real citation: "Quiznos ditches its delightful spokesrats for an insipid talking man-baby."
(Seth Stevenson, "Look Who's Hawking," Jan. 31, 2005, Slate,

Made-up citation: "In most professional associations of snitches, the position of spokesrat is quite prestigious."

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