present participle. This describes the kind of love monkey who remembers the bread and duck butter while not getting overly distracted by fully-adjustable sex harnesses and the like.
Real citation: "Kinky guys who are lucky enough to find themselves dating or married to GGG women should be considerate, loving, and non-basics-neglecting, so that their wives and girlfriends will talk up the benefits of being GGG to their female friends, thereby increasing the supply of GGG women in the world. When a kinky guy acts like you, fuckhead, it decreases the number of GGG women in the world! Christ! "
(Dan Savage, "Slippery Slopes," The Stranger, http://www.thestranger.com/2004-09-16/savage.html)
Made-up citation: "I am seeking a poop-chute-friendly, dog-excrement-intensive, non-basics-neglecting, plumber's-crack-defying non-hooker-hirer. I also like to cuddle on the couch."