Real citation: “Eurgh... anesthetic sucks! Nausea-tastic- but oh do I love anti-nausea drugs.”
(March 6, 2007, Kite Fantastic, http://www.kite-fantastic.co.uk/community/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3992&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15&sid=23edde15b6093c2ea0d3a76fc2134fb6)
Made-up citation: "If your pill-bottle label has words like 'nausea-tastic' and 'berry-licious,' you may not be dealing with a reputable pharmacist. Consult your pharmacist immediately."