adj. A poodle by marriage, not by adoption or romance.
Real citation: “I promise a real blog tomorrow at the latest. And then a recap of this weekend's Guyse Family Christmas events will come Sunday afternoon. I'll give you a teaser... it will surely involve chain smoking in-laws, a Christmas Ham, a geriatric poodle-in-law, 2 toddlers, no less than 3 inflatable beds, and Dirty Santa.”
(Dec. 18, 2003, My Little Life, http://sheriguyse.blogspot.com/2003/12/christmas-ham-yes-im-shopping-online.html)
Made-up citation: "Any wife of mine is going to get a pretty sweet deal: access to my yacht, walks with her poodle-in-law, summers in South Carolina, and three easily treatable VDs."