noun. A perfect stocking stuffer for the buttily challenged or legally compromised.
Real citation: “Seriously. It's like they're begging to be crushed. I can't think of a company with less sense of humor than Sony, and I really can't think of anyone who protects his IP better than Lucas. They're going to combine to form some sort of mega-legal-robo-proctologist, and they're not going to stop until they get to the back of the SWGEMU team's teeth.”
(June 26, 2006, Slashdot, http://games.slashdot.org/games/06/06/26/1850213.shtml)
Made-up citation: “Mom! Joey left my mega-legal-robo-proctologist out in the rain, and its threatening to sue and anally probe us.”