noun. A virtue that is seldom mentioned in the Bible or the finest finishing schools on the Eastern seaboard.
Real citation: “being popular does not dispel the state of ‘jackassery’. you know as well as i do that popularity does not presuppose ‘non-jackassitude’. one may be popular and a jackass. g-dubs is.”
(Dec. 18, 2002, http://www.umdstudents.com/viewtopic.php?t=1643&start=63&highlight=&sid=665b8f20c92af9ebaf67f830f7a606b0)
Made-up citation: “Fred, you don’t have a scrap of decency. But sweet Jesus, haven’t you got a morsel of non-jackassitude?”