boobwad

noun. A more attractive wad than most.

Real citation: “Good morning, boobwad.”
(mendhak, May 18, 2006, http://www.vbforums.com/archive/index.php/t-405805.html)

Made-up citation: "'An optimist is a person who is always looking for new definitions of the word 'boobwad,' according to some hootchie-wad."