noun. The transcendent essence of that which we all bow to, poop in, or drink from: the porcelain god.
Real citation: “But this one is different. Down near Thaksin bridge, in SE Central Bangkok, there is a public toilet that makes me smile every time I pass it. The attendants have turned it into a magical haven of toiletitude. As you walk down the path, you are surrounded by small trees in pots, and even a water feature full of lotus flowers.”
(May 22, 2006, lexa lotus (everywhere), http://lotus-thailand.blogspot.com/2006/05/inspirational-public-toilet.html)
Made-up citation: "The new Superman comic attempts to humanize the man of steel by unveiling his Fortress of Toiletitude and seventeen illegitimate super-children."