noun. A Linus--as Arrested Development's Buster calls the tallywhacker.
Real citation: “Thanks for the phone call today. Your timing couldn't have been more perfect and having the image of Queen Elizabeth down on her knee's choking on the ole' man-chete' totally got me through the rest of my shitty-ass day. THANKS!”
(June 27, 2007, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6558694)
Made-up citation: "To my daughter: Any dude who brags about his man-chete deserves to be nuked. There are WMDs in the cabinet for this purpose."