noun. Love can happen anywhere, but it’s more likely on the sofa than in a vat. If only someone had told me!
Real citation: “Later, when he comforts her after their failed attempt at some couch-makeouting, I felt it was mostly to further his sexless agenda. He can comfort her, because comforting her ensures that he can keep things status quo.”
(Asa Hawks, Oct. 11, 2006, "The Old Dexter Thread," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/lofiversion/index.php/t3143111-300.html)
Made-up citation: “If couch-makeouting equals first base, then I regret to inform you that your mom has gone to seventh base with five guys in a three-block radius.”