noun. One notch lower on the evolutionary ladder than your mom--er, than a scumbucket. Your mom is very sweet, a great humanitarian. In bed, anyway.
Real citation: “You will die...like cherrypie! Scumbucketface!”
(Feb. 17, 2007, Conquer Club, http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13127&highlight=&sid=289ada439930f59c38353f22327087f5)
Made-up citation: "English teachers say that 'scumbucketface' is an awkward word to make plural--it sounds too much like scumbucketfeces."