noun. An unholy cross-breed of proud man, frightened rabbit, and demented assistant.
Related terms: henchboobs, henchchicken, henchdoofus, henchdork, henchgoon, henchho, henchmoron, henchnoncorporeal being, henchscum.
Real citation: "Ganbare Goemon 2 - Resting in the Ryukyu Resort, Goemon and Ebisumaru's vacation is cut short by the Wise Man of Iga's creation, Sasuke. He informs the two of the evil 'Western' General, Magginesu, who has set his sights on Japan. Having already taken over Oedo, he works on the rest of the land. Being on the other side of the island, the three set out to make it back to Oedo, and encounter Magginesu's hench-Bunny-men along the way."
(Online Life, http://www.rpgclassics.com/~onlinelife/VLGoemonTimeline.html)
Made-up citation: "My finances won't permit the acquisition of a trained cadre of minions and consultants. But I can probably afford some adorable hench-bunny-men--think I'll get a six-pack."