pseudo-bozo-techno-lingo

noun. Technobabble with a dab of bozoness for flavor.

Real citation: “The guy could have said "one tenth of an inch" and been clear and correct but tried to jazz it up by adding pseudo-bozo-techno-lingo and just got it wrong-o.”
(Jan. 9, 2002, http://p082.ezboard.com/ftheunofficialmartinguitarforumfrm22.showPrevMessage?topicID=480.topic)

Made-up citation: “I understand very little pseudo-bozo-techno-lingo, yet I am fluent in Klingon, Swedish chefese, and zoo noises.”