noun. A stache of pooey proportions.
Real citation: “Picked up a green flannel shirt and some baggy kakhi dress pants from the thrift store. It looks so fucking ridiculous...And when I throw sneakers and a do rag into the mix, it's over...It's just over. I even grew out a crapstache and everything. I'll have pics before it's all said and done.”
(Oct. 27, 2006, http://forums.worldatwarmod.com/archive/index.php/t-40974.html)
Made-up citation: "Most bearded men make fun of crapstaches, and many fembots sneer at fake boobs. Well, God doesn't care for other gods, so maybe hypocrisy is divinely inspired, like bingo and vampire-hunters."