noun. Brains go bye-bye. Insert explosion sounds here.
Real citation: "Seriously though, it's an open invite. I'd love to work with anybody that is a member of this studio as we are all professionals and the quality of the work being produced here is outstanding in every regard. So who wants to do a ten pager that's going to blow people's minds? I'm a mind blower upper! C'mon!"
(Dec. 7, 2005, EnemyOne, http://www.enemyone.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2478&sid=ccd9096c7e4828cfef4a9de68965fe99)
Made-up citation: "Here's a canine mind-blower-upper: Why is my 12-pound dog brave enough to hump a great dane yet wimpy enough to squeak after getting hit in the face with a leaf?"